The touching story of a blue waffle:
Johnny hit rock bottom when he broke up with his girlfriend, but once he saw his sister's waffle of a vibrant blue his mood completely shifted and his appetite intensified; after Johnny had devoured Sally's blue waffle their relationship changed into something exceptionally special. Sally's selfless act of kindness had effectively strengthened their bond and ultimately transformed her brother into her best friend. As time has gone by, Johnny and Sally have grown even closer and they still share the occasional blue waffle together. Johnny wouldn't want it any other way.
Johnny hit rock bottom when he broke up with his girlfriend, but once he saw his sister's waffle of a vibrant blue his mood completely shifted and his appetite intensified; after Johnny had devoured Sally's blue waffle their relationship changed into something exceptionally special. Sally's selfless act of kindness had effectively strengthened their bond and ultimately transformed her brother into her best friend. As time has gone by, Johnny and Sally have grown even closer and they still share the occasional blue waffle together. Johnny wouldn't want it any other way.
by Professor McBadass July 14, 2011
Handy Smurf: Why is Smurfette's dress so short?
Papa Smurf: She is showing off her blue waffle again.
Papa Smurf: She is showing off her blue waffle again.
by Hitler78 April 27, 2019
an infected vagina usually caused by excessive whoreness, usually they colour blue or green, hence the name blue waffle,
by MusicLover14 April 05, 2010
by ALovezyuhbitch January 20, 2011
Blue Waffles is an STD infection caused by unsafe sex, use of sex toys, and prostitution etc. This disease can cause continuous smelly discharge, pain, inflammation of the vagina, torn and cracking of skin appears in the area surrounding the vagina, blue or green coloring around vagina.There is no current cure for this disease.
(This disease is like herpes or Aids)
(This disease is like herpes or Aids)
by Twinkie714 June 04, 2010
a vaginal infection caused by excessive violent penetration as well as bad personal hygiene. can also be caused by falling into dirty water, such as rivers
by John Smith1993 April 16, 2010
by Little Country June 30, 2011