The Blitz

The Blitz referes to the Season 5 of How I Met Your Mother, when one person leaves the group for any period of time and something amazing happens. You can pass on the Blitz from being part of the group when somthing amazing does happen, but another person from the group had to leave between 2-30 minutes prior to that amazing thing happening.

Jamie: Barney! where did you go you missed it!

Luke: Missed what?!

Adam: That awesome beerpong shot!
(Prior Blitz)Aaron: yea and i was there!

Luke: Awwww man!!

(Luke becomes the blitz)

by Xurria July 8, 2012

Blitzkrieg Fucking

The act of a man having intercourse with a woman without warning and as quickly as possible; the objective being to get "in and out of there" as fast as possible so the man can ejaculate quickly and efficiently. This is a reference to the German style of warfare in World War 2 in which they fought in a similar manner.

My German husband had a hard day at work, and instead of pleasuring me, he ended up blitzkrieg fucking me and going straight to sleep.

by Nathan 2.0 December 14, 2008

boofy blitzed

Is a state of intoxication. Usually leads to naked, unprotected, sexual acts.If you find yourself in this state of mind, refrain from talking to women named Lisa:)

Ryan: Wow Lisa, im really boofy blited.
Lisa: Well im boofy blitzed too, wanna bang?

by RYEMAN June 11, 2006

Wolf Blitzer

A Gay Sex act that involves circle jerking off to an older bearded liberal man whispering fake news then everyone cumming on his beard.

Tonight we are inviting over my professor to give us a "Wolf Blitzer"

by mrbrout June 15, 2017

blitzed

Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency

God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Bejeweled Blitz

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

by Uncle Des July 12, 2009

Blitzchat

When you want to have a quick word with someone via an online messaging system.

Hey dude, are you up for a Blitzchat?

by Sijo101 January 7, 2009