Bench stud

(n): Player on a fantasy sports team of any kind who will do terribly when you have him in your lineup but will overperform when placed on your bench

Person 1: What?? What do you mean Aubrey Huff had 3 home runs tonight, I just benched him!

Person 2: Not your fault man, he's just a bench stud

by duff94 June 24, 2011

Bench Questing

The utilization of a portable, double wide lawn chair for couples to either people watch and/or canoodle in non traditional urban and rural locations.

“Honey, do you have free to time today? I have the urge to do some bench questing in front of Chuck E. Cheese’s today.”

by Love Ambassadors December 30, 2021

Bishop Blanchet High School

Bishop Blanchet is a Catholic high school located in Seattle, Washington. It is one of the better schools academically in the Pacific Northwest. Aside from academics, socially this place is fucked. Blanchet is filled with stereotypical jocks and stoners as well as, girls that will cock tease you and, will do all the drugs in the world but, they won't have sex. On top of that, the school is also filled with a ton of nicotine addicts that smoke in two to three select bathrooms.

Do you go to Bishop Blanchet High School? Could you get me a Juul?

Don't go to Bishop Blanchet High School. You will NOT get laid!

by FrozoneBig September 18, 2018

Ahmer Bench

Your max bench plus a couple of pounds, used to emphasise how much weight you are capable of bench-pressing in the gym environment.

Person 1: Yo how much can you bench?
Person 2: 250lbs
Person 1: is that your Ahmer Bench or your real bench
Person 2: My Ahmer Bench is 320lbs nize it

by nyeahehc April 16, 2019

muff bench

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Tina snuck up on Dan while he was sleaping and gave him a muff bench.

by Dan Stark August 1, 2006

Bleached booty hole

When you bleach your butt hole to get it clean and ready for anal. To purify it from its sins. Make sure object entering the booty will be clean when leaving.

"Yo shayshay did you bleached your booty hole for tonight?" "Yah Troy baby it's all nice and white, so no dirty diggen tonight." "Good girl I love a bleached booty hole!(;"

by Pusspussnumber1 May 8, 2014

benchracer

Bench racer is a person that talks about cars and racing but does not actually attend track/race events. He may have a car to race but chooses not to or is always in the garage tweaking a car and never takes it out.

Those that like to discuss racing but don't actually go are known as benchracer

by C7vetteboy July 15, 2014