An exuberantly distinguished name to be bestowed on a man of tremendous stature. The recipient of such a name will
squash his incompetently anointed peers with ease. This ease will be witnessed in all facets of the Benjamin's life. If Benjamin wants to become a scientist, he will become the first to go to
mars. If Benjamin wants to become a football player, he will make Barry Sanders look
like a small child. If Benjamin wants to become a writer, he will become the primary source of
news, leisure, and the most accurate profit of horoscopes in the
history of man. If Benjamin ever orders an escort, the woman will instead offer to pay him when she shows up. These are the fruits of the most singly acclaimed and illustriously renowned word in any of the 6500 spoken languages of the
world. The ownership of this title is often debated with the AOS (Association of Steves, Steve), but the
BBB (Bafflingly Bodacious Bens) have since disproved the obnoxiously misunderstood claims of the Steves.
Person 1:Hi.
Person 2: Hello. How are you?
Person 1: Good. I'm Benjamin, its very nice to meet you.
Person 2: (Legs spreading for insertion) Take me
now.
"Ben,
the president died, do you think you can take the reins for a little while?"
"I wish my name was Ben, but I was stuck with Steve. At least I'm not a
Devon"
