beaters

a pair of sneakers that are beat, messed up, crusty, dirty, etc. etc. etc.

These are my beaters, mad fucked up, I know.

by amaaaandaaa July 19, 2005

blatherskype

Useless talk on VoIP.
Rambling on while on VoIP while the other person has missed the whole thing due to lag.

The lag is terrible! You're all broken up and you'll have to repeat all that freakin' blatherskype.

by Avery Coupon November 10, 2006

batherosclerosis

a slow or clogged bathroom drain, caused by accumulation of gunk in the plumbing.

effectively, atherosclerosis of one's bathroom fixtures.

"i cant shower without getting a backlog of rank water in the tub. there must be wad of soap-scum and hair causing all this batherosclerosis."

by flocko December 9, 2008

Beatlering

1. The act of having a butler in your employ and then cheating on that butler by hiring another butler.

2. To have many butlers at the same time.

1. I can't believe you're beatlering on me.

2. Wow, were you beatlering all night?

by yakumara July 18, 2009

Beater Boos

A Beater Boos, is a boy who is seemingly nice when first dated. This boy then becomes a big douche bag and cheats on his girlfriend. Beater Boos' are attracted to younger girls, specifically grade nine girls or younger, especially ones that are sluts. They are usually chubby chasers, getting turned on when their girl is able to scarf down two big macs in five minutes. A Beater Boos also likes to hit girls in the face for no apparent reason.

Dan: "Hey that guy just hit his fat girlfriend!"
Mike: "Dude, I know that girl, she gets around."
Dan: "Must be a Beater Boos."

by MR.CLEANLINESS15 January 7, 2010

dough beater

When you beat a fat chick with your penis, then you jizz all over her tits.

"Hey how did your date go with that fat chick?"- Joe
"Awww, man, I totally did a dough beater! I was so fucking drunk! Next time you're MY wingman!-You

by She-Ra Princess of Power December 15, 2010

Nolife Breather

A dumb person that breathes our atmosphere and actually has no life whatsoever, who goes out to eat, shop or etc. at any business that is about to close within seconds, and expects to be waited on while they take their precious time.

Let's close the door now, before another Nolife Breather comes in.

by VaderTron October 2, 2018