Beached Turd

When someone defecates in a toilet which has very little water. The poo lands on the edge of the toilet basin and is not completely submerged, creating a deadly stank which diffuses beyond the bathroom throughout the whole house.

Man, can you smell that? I think it's coming from the bathroom downstairs... Tina must have left a beached turd in my toilet.

by Catatafish22 July 13, 2011

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Greatest Band Ever.
Fronted by John Lennon (or Paul McCartney, depending on who you ask.)
Came about in 1960 or so, switching drummers til they picked up Ringo Starr.
Usually insulted by today's ignorant youth. The same ignorant ones that say Linkin Park are musical gods. Pfft.

Guy 1: The Beatles are the best band ever!
Guy 2: I like the White Album!
Guy 3: They suck!
*Guy 1 and 2 kick the crap out of Guy 3*

by SuperSonicX August 19, 2004

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Beatles

The greatest band ever to exist on Earth. A 60's English group that defined music for the rest of the world. They were unique, original, phenomenal, and produced music liker none other.

The Beatles are my god

by isrib July 28, 2008

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The band that all the "punk" kids like to bash as "sissy" or "gay." What they don't realize is that without The Beatles, the bands they listen to now would never even be around.

-The Beatles are stupid and their music sucks
-I'm going to kill you

by tintle September 6, 2004

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you cannot deny quality. The Beatles is the grandest band in existence, and will forever be so. and for those who think otherwise... well, they should be fucked in the ass with pineapples.

"and in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make."

by pipi December 1, 2003

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