Skip to main content

Anal Banker

One who regularly takes deposits up the poop schute.

In the case of a man, clearly a homosexual.
Norb went to school and studied finance, so I guess it makes sense that he is an anal banker.
by Loose Goose April 12, 2006
mugGet the Anal Banker mug.

grace banker

A girl you’ll find no where else. She’s literally like no other. She’s better at sports than a lot of boys, fit and has abs, and loves food. She’s quiet until you get to know her or your playing sports with her. A total gym rat. Silky blond hair and blue eyes, tan and lean. Super hard working and a leader. Hasn’t dated more than one person. In fact, she’s particular. Sadly she gets along better with guys than girls. But most guys are intimidated by her, either because she’s super hot or because she’s better at sports than them. Or both. She hates drama and girls are confusing to her. She doesn’t wear make up or nail polish. She knows her worth without having pride. She’s a great listener and advice giver. She has friends but is still a loner. She doesn’t mind being alone. She’s smart and sarcastic. She’s loves writing papers. While she used to have anger issues as a child she’s now the calmest person around. She’s realistic her head has never been up in the clouds. She’ll give it to you straight, no avoiding the truth. Loyal to those she’s loves and trusts. Listens to country and classic rock. She doesn’t give time to people who don’t give her time. Grace Bankers flaw is she’s stubborn, but that can be a good thing. Grace Banker doesn’t change her beliefs or style for anyone. Not meaning that she’s not open minded. Grace Banker is every sporty guys dream girl.
Guy 1: Did that girl just throw a football 40 yards!?
Guy 2: Yeah, that’s Grace Banker. She’s good at everything sporty. She can also bench press 130lbs And she’s hot obviously.
Guy 1: Oh dang, yea she’s beautiful.. But I don’t know if I can live with a pretty girl being able to throw farther than me. Oh if only I was in her league.
by Ace alpha November 24, 2021
mugGet the grace banker mug.

piggy banker

A dude who likes to "collect" fat chicks.
There goes Steve with that heifer Rhonda. He's such a piggy banker.
by Mr. Idaho October 4, 2007
mugGet the piggy banker mug.

City banker

A londoner's synonym for the word wanker.

This way that person won't know that you are actually insulting him/her.
Mark: "Yo mate, have you seen that city banker hitting on that blonde by the bar?"
Steve: "Yeah... she is way out of his league, loser!"
by negrojuan19 April 28, 2013
mugGet the City banker mug.

Jim the banker

Character used by Bonack to close bogues on a car deal. Bonack "calls" Jim when he has run into a brick wall and both the cookie jar and ladder of credit have failed him.
Bonack:Hey Jim the banker , thisssss Bonack. You still owe me a favor right?
"Jim":Yes(laughing)
Bonack:Ok, I am going to send you two deals and give you a free $250 detail package.
by crippus1 April 4, 2009
mugGet the Jim the banker mug.

Ted Banker

(also known simply as Ted, Tbank, and many others)

A shot of Cabo Wabo washed down with a gulp of flavored seltzer water. Genius.
Ted Banker? He has shots too?

Tbank shots on me bitches.
by spawnofTed December 15, 2008
mugGet the Ted Banker mug.

Low Banker

The most degrading and brutal insult known to man
That guy Jonah is such a low banker
by Nick&oscar December 24, 2019
mugGet the Low Banker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email