backstab

betray someone or otherwise harm them in a treacherous way

He is the only shit head with enough nerve to backstab my mom.

by The Return of Light Joker August 28, 2008

backstash

The act or acting of trying to cut someone off, either verbally or physically. Making someone feel uncomfortable or uneasy while eating a freshly ripened banana. Also see: stashing

I was walking down the street with my friend, when he walked in front of me and cut me off when talking to him, he double backstashed me.

I couldn't enjoy my banana because the turtle was backstashing me.

by Dylan Geremia February 4, 2008

backstabbing

a person who for some unknown reason pretends to be your friend then harrasses you for no reason then denys it all then admits it then denys it again then tries to get you to feel bad for alerting an adult of the situation

Christina is a backstabbing liar all of the time and cant be trusted.

by monkey monkey monkey April 15, 2009

Bacon Backstroke

When a gentleman wraps his dick in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. He then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.

I was horny and she was hungry so we agreed on doing the bacon backstroke.

by Tidecow15 June 17, 2010

Bankstard

An "Individual" working for a financial institution, normally Board Member or Chief Executive, who possesses no knowledge whatsoever about the industry in which he/she works, he would hazard a guess that the "Fractional Reserve System" was something to do with Betfair, and will have simply never heard of a fiat currency. Bankstard will have never personally researched anything, will have blindly believed everything taught or told to him at university or by his former bosses, to think otherwise could jeopordise future 6/7 figure salary. He will believe he is doing a good thing, such is the extent of his brainwashing. His belief will be that his bank loans out a percentage of money that it has on deposit, plus interest, where in reality anybody with an internet connection and half a brain knows that a bank creates money at the stroke of a pen (your signature on loan application), it risks nothing of it's own. He will not understand that your mortgage application is an IOU (exactly as good as/identical to £/$) cashed by the bank and then lent back to you, which you pay back in full with interest................his brain won't be big enough to take in the thought that his institution is there as part of a massive financial redistribution scheme, to bankrupt not only people but nations also, for the Bilderbergers Rothschilds and Co.............

Bankstard will not have heard of the shameful historical trade of usury.

Frank: "Can you lend me a tenner Tony, Bankstards have fined me £35 for an unpaid Direct Debit"
Tony: "Can't mate sorry they did it to me too"
Frank: "If only the supreme court of the UK would have ruled against them"
Tony: "Banks rule everything mate, politicians, media the lot, we're fucked"
Frank: "No we're not pal, they are, you watch, the era of greed is over, and it won't be coming back for a while! Writing is on the wall for them all!!!"

by RubatoPiano July 15, 2013

backstage passenger

any lurker who has somehow made backstage at a show without being affiliated with anyone in one of the bands, or crew, or club staff. A person that is backstage without a backstage pass.

Hey, who drank all the beer? I think it was that backstage passenger, who brought him back here anyhow?

by r the p June 22, 2008

bachtard

A bachtard is a person who takes years of piano lessons but can't play the piano.

Dude, you've been taking piano lessons for the last three years but you can't play shit. You're such a bachtard

by musically inclined December 21, 2016