The not so distant cousin of "Swamp Ass," Bayou Balls refers to swamp ass that is concentrated in the testicular region, and typically only occurs during the summer months in the south. Side effects may include a cajun spice or vinegary scent coming from below the belt, rash on thighs next to balls, smelly balls, shortness of temper, shortness of breath, and in some rare cases, death of spouse if their face gets too close.
Man, its hotta than a mothafucka outside, done took less than 10 minutes and I have full blown Bayou Balls.
by NastyNate1969 April 07, 2021
A marital aid used by hillbillies, rednecks, swamp dwellers and their families. Made by hotwiring a rampant rabbit into the electrics of an airboat and then attaching it to the drivers seat. The whole family then go giggin.
When accelarating and moving at high speeds is when it is most effective and pleasurable because the people who would use them have normally been hollowed out by their brother/cousin/father.
When accelarating and moving at high speeds is when it is most effective and pleasurable because the people who would use them have normally been hollowed out by their brother/cousin/father.
Joe: 'Hey Caity! You look happy!'
Caity: ' Gonna take Chris with the family and show him a true bayou bunny!'
Joe: 'wow'
Caity: ' Gonna take Chris with the family and show him a true bayou bunny!'
Joe: 'wow'
by Two Spoon Destroyer January 01, 2021
December 22nd, the day you and your closest friends are supposed to black out together in the bayou. 10/10 bonding experience.
by Bigskier December 23, 2024
by Snickers 8662 August 24, 2019
its like lean except you put molly percocet and lsd in it its sold in texas bayous hence the name bayou bliss
by FemboyPebis July 31, 2021
A place where they have a compilation of concerts, usually a bunch of very unhappy couples go that are just trying to make a situation work (Desperate wives, drag their husbands.) a place where you can listen to sad country music that describes misery)
by Sikemike June 24, 2018
A simpleton. Much like it's relative the redneck or hillbilly, this form of simpleton usually is from Louisiana. They can however come from Florida as well. They are extremely hard to understand and usually lack most brain cells.
"as dumb as a bayou billy"
by KillerTool88 August 24, 2020