Bayou Butt Buddy

When you go to Taco Bell (or other diarrhea causing fast food) with a buddy on a hot day. Eat way too much and wait for you and your friend to get the sweaty, poop filled, "Bayou Butt". Then you go to town to clean each other with your tongue. You are now Bayou Butt Buddies.

Hey bro you hungry enough to go to Taco Bell and become my Bayou Butt Buddy after we're done at this orgry?

by UrbanSnifferShmello August 27, 2025

Bayou Boogie

swamp people running from alligators yelling things you cannot understand while doing the hoe down

midgets having sex is the vanilla version of the bayou boogie.

by Alexsbaconaterhotwife November 19, 2022

Bayou Butt

Bayou Butt is a beautiful combo elixir of poop and sweat in the butt. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with swamp ass.

Person A: oh shit. It's so hot, and I just pooped myself. Uh oh!

Person B: sounds like someone has a classic case of Bayou Butt.

by planetsleeep October 6, 2016

Bayou Balls

The not so distant cousin of "Swamp Ass," Bayou Balls refers to swamp ass that is concentrated in the testicular region, and typically only occurs during the summer months in the south. Side effects may include a cajun spice or vinegary scent coming from below the belt, rash on thighs next to balls, smelly balls, shortness of temper, shortness of breath, and in some rare cases, death of spouse if their face gets too close.

Man, its hotta than a mothafucka outside, done took less than 10 minutes and I have full blown Bayou Balls.

by NastyNate1969 April 7, 2021

Ned Bayou

Ned Bayou our favourite boi. He usually is know for sipping on straight chlorine and bouncing (man) and is usually found hanging our with a singer who is very emo.

"Ned Bayou, come too the house man I'll let my old lady know"

by LazyPatti April 26, 2023

Blackout bayou day

December 22nd, the day you and your closest friends are supposed to black out together in the bayou. 10/10 bonding experience.

That Jean kids a real boner, he refuses to celebrate blackout bayou day

by Bigskier December 22, 2024

country bayou musicfest

A place where they have a compilation of concerts, usually a bunch of very unhappy couples go that are just trying to make a situation work (Desperate wives, drag their husbands.) a place where you can listen to sad country music that describes misery)

“my Mousey looking wife Cindy dragged me to country bayou musicfest“

by Sikemike June 24, 2018