Boat the Bayou

When you shit on a girls chest and motorboat it.

She thought I was going in for the chili dog...instead I decided to boat the bayou all the way home.

by justone April 2, 2015

Harvard on the Bayou

Nicholls State University in Thibodeaux, Louisiana.

I bought me a "Harvard on the Bayou" sweatshirt at the Nicholls bookstore.

by Evangeline Downes April 18, 2008

louisiana bayou

A sexual act in which an African woman is engaged in anal sex and as you near climax you pull out. The female proceeds to excrete shit and the male ejaculates on top of the shit giving it a proper glaze. Finally, the male picks up the shit yelling "Louisiana bayou!" and slaps her undercarriage with it.

Dude last night I got so drunk I Louisiana bayou'ed the shit out of some black woman!

by Skeeterman169696969 October 21, 2013

Cat in the bayou

Means a woman is unexpectedly pregnant, often by someone who is not her regular sexual partner.

Shhhh, Sheila's got a cat in the bayou and Otis has no idea.

by Nuf Said Tip February 25, 2022

The Bayou Bathtub

when a girl deepthroats you untill she throws up then you fuck her til she squirts in the throw up then you make her roll around in it

Danny: She took me back to her place she gave me head, then she threw up yadda yadda yadda she rolled around in puke and passed out, you know The Bayou Bathtub .....I felt bad thou I didn't lock the door when I left

by Danny jonathan brandon O'tool November 9, 2007

down the bayou

Used to term people that are "loose with the body", party alot, or seem like they are losse. Mainly, in the south close to the gulf, or live far from the city, down the bayou.

dude 1: Damn, she seems like shes from down the bayou.

dude 2: Yea, dude she is. Saw her up in Bourg last week. She gave head to like 3 guys.

by hidfrommyself April 19, 2009

Louisiana Bayou Brownies

The dead skin scrappings collected from the grundle or taint/asshole region after a long run in the heat of summer. Swampass is the number one culprit for these God forsaken brownies.

Bill: I just went for a 10 mile run in this Louisiana Bayou death heat wave.

Mark: You better go scrap yourself clean of all the Louisiana Bayou Brownies bro.

by Csmasher June 13, 2011