Bayou Hucklebuck

A Bayou Hucklebuck is the act of cramming as many live crawfish in the anus of a gypsy woman and then giving her a stiff ass pounding. The pounding can be done with your cock, fist, garden vegetable or sporting equipment.

I’m nice the deed is done a fifth of MD 20/20 is shared between the two as a term of endearment.

For $20 you can get a Bayou Hucklebuck down on Bourbon street, just show up and as for Kenny and Steve.

by Gay4Clents August 24, 2023

Bayou Butt Buddy

When you go to Taco Bell (or other diarrhea causing fast food) with a buddy on a hot day. Eat way too much and wait for you and your friend to get the sweaty, poop filled, "Bayou Butt". Then you go to town to clean each other with your tongue. You are now Bayou Butt Buddies.

Hey bro you hungry enough to go to Taco Bell and become my Bayou Butt Buddy after we're done at this orgry?

by UrbanSnifferShmello August 27, 2025

Bayou Boogie

swamp people running from alligators yelling things you cannot understand while doing the hoe down

midgets having sex is the vanilla version of the bayou boogie.

by Alexsbaconaterhotwife November 19, 2022

Bayou Bunny

A marital aid used by hillbillies, rednecks, swamp dwellers and their families. Made by hotwiring a rampant rabbit into the electrics of an airboat and then attaching it to the drivers seat. The whole family then go giggin.

When accelarating and moving at high speeds is when it is most effective and pleasurable because the people who would use them have normally been hollowed out by their brother/cousin/father.

Joe: 'Hey Caity! You look happy!'

Caity: ' Gonna take Chris with the family and show him a true bayou bunny!'

Joe: 'wow'

by Two Spoon Destroyer January 1, 2021

Bayou Carcajou

A Pit Bull, Staffordshire Terrier, or other highly aggressive bully breed dog in the deep South

"If that Bayou Carcajou get loose and hurt a kid, every man in this Parish gonna kill it!"

by Snickers 8662 August 23, 2019

Bayou Baboon

A racial slur used to describe an African American, Especially one originating from the deep south

Black man: "heya, can you show me to town?"

White man: "yeah back the way ya came ya got damn Bayou Baboon!"

by Southern hospitality June 1, 2024

Bayou Billy

A simpleton. Much like it's relative the redneck or hillbilly, this form of simpleton usually is from Louisiana. They can however come from Florida as well. They are extremely hard to understand and usually lack most brain cells.

"as dumb as a bayou billy"

by KillerTool88 August 23, 2020