Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

annerita

is a gracious gift from god and is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. annerita deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i'll always be her best friend.

i love you ! you're such an annerita !

by aeejay January 16, 2009

aggressively average

a phrase, coined by Zach, to describe inadequate aspects of himself in a more flattering vernacular

Zach: "My dick is aggressively average."

by boredandhorny December 29, 2016

The Law of Averages

The Law of Averages is a layman's term used to describe the belief that the results of any given event "work out" or "even out" over a set of trials in the short run.

The LoA's assumes that balance will always occur within a small sample.

Essentially, it is the belief that a rare occurrence will happen given enough time and is similar to the shotgun effect

1) If you flip a coin 10 times, the Law of Averages states that 5 flips will be heads, and the other 5 flips will be tails.

2) If you apply to enough Universities, the Law of Averages states that you will eventually get into atleast one.

by JrBalrog January 2, 2012

Average Joe

In the world of coffee, an average joe means an average cup of coffee. Usually it falls halfway between watered down cardboard and decent storebought coffee.

I bought a large container of Maxwell House coffee from Kroger and it tasted like an average joe.

by PWS27 May 8, 2017

Averagity

An adjective describing someone or something that is average.

The averagity of that youtube video bored the crap out of me...Literally.

by Eric Crawford January 5, 2010

Aners

The term used to describe the ingestion or consumption of alcohol via the bum hole. This process drastically increases the effects of alcohol, and is incredibly dangerous.

I only have a two ounce bottle of rum to drink tonight, guess i'm gonna have to do Aners.

by Shitchard Billington March 11, 2011