asstronomical

the study of anal sex

what i did last night

by babyboy001 February 17, 2004

Houston Astros

The Astros are like that one retarded cousin that you have who just wants to eat crayons and everyone wants him to stop but he just doesn't stop eating crayons and so everyone looks at him with pity.

Poor Jimmy, he's a real Houston Astros

by branman23 May 16, 2014

Astros

A team in the RWL, The Roblox WiffleBall League. They are the team that has won the most World Series’s in the league, at 2 World Series Wins. The Team owned by RobloxCraftMc101, or Lord_Vader on discord. They almost lost the S1 WS against the Panthers, owned by James5k17.

Omg, the astros just won the World Series!

by FriendlyFire341 January 2, 2020

asstrology

The practice of pulling horoscopes and other as(s)trological information out of one's rear.

Don't bother with your horoscope, it's just asstrology.

My friend checks the asstrology column in the newspaper every day.

by Rilcis January 22, 2011

Houston Astros

A dirtbag baseball team that got caught cheating in the World Series now no one wants anything to do with them they’re basically the New England Patriots of the mlb

The Houston Astros are pricks!

by Random stuff bruh March 1, 2021

Asstronomist

A person caught or known to look at the female ass in an objectified manor, commonly pointing out the size and voluptuousness of the ass itself. Often times in general company or public.

John: Hey, did you see Gary? He is totally obsessed with Jennifer's behind.
Brian: Yup. He is one strange asstronomist out there.

by Chaircleaner September 25, 2008

Assbros

Basically friends with benefits, but for homosexual men.

Gay guy 1: So Brad and I are screwing every night now.
Gay guy 2: Are you guys dating?
Gay guy 1: No, he's afraid of commitment. We're just assbros.

by Canopenerdude December 1, 2013