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The Astros are like that one retarded cousin that you have who just wants to eat crayons and everyone wants him to stop but he just doesn't stop eating crayons and so everyone looks at him with pity.
Poor Jimmy, he's a real Houston Astros
by branman23 April 03, 2014
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