Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)

The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.

This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).

by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010

Ard

Ard is a adjective that describe things that are similar to a Aardvark. It can be used as a insult, saying someone is as ugly as a Aardvark. It can be used to describe a situation, meaning that's about as interesting as a Aardvark. It can be used to address a minority, as in, about as many people know about Aardvarks as you.

"thats such a ard thing to say..."
"what, are you a ard or something?"
"ard"

by ard_ard November 24, 2018

Ho-ard

A male hoe that is currently hard

The ho-ard was having a very good time.

by Eyidid March 7, 2022

Ard

It is slang for turd

Liz? A better nickname is Ard. Cause ur shit

by Grandscallop March 29, 2024

Ard

To beat your meat and ejaculate on the nearest person as a show dominance.

He had an ard to show off to her.

by Jeremy Clawanks March 19, 2025

Ard

To beat your meat and ejaculate on the nearest person as a show dominance.

He had an ard in front of her

by Jeremy Clawanks March 19, 2025

ard

NOT ORIGINATED FROM PHILLY. But used as a slang for “alright”

p1- i’m about to run the the store
p2- ard

by madpersonfrombaltimore August 3, 2022