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alert the coastguard

Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd
"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"
by Jules the King November 15, 2006
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Lime Alert

A Lime Alert is a code word between friends or a couples denoting the moment when recognizing a person or persons known to them that they wish not to encounter. Named after the chracter Harry Lime as played by Orson Welles in film The Third Man and his famous entrance scene. The most common occurence of the Lime Alert's usage is before entering a party or event at which time the Lime Alert would signal the instant departure from the party.
Honey, if we see anybody from my work here at this Christmas Party just give me the Lime Alert and we're outta here.
by morgan*morgan May 8, 2011
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Turd Alert

A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.
Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!
by fling! December 18, 2011
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Shit alert

The signal that your body sends you that lets you know to shit within the next 10 minutes or your gonna shit yourself.
I was in the middle of the football game when I got a shit alert
by Jsummers33 January 8, 2017
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umber alert

A coded method of relating that one needs to defecate. See also amber alert.
Woman:(driving) We need to pull over some place clean.
Man: Umber Alert?
Woman: Word.
by twunch March 29, 2007
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Alerie

Alerie is a beautiful person who stands up for herself and never shows any sign of weakness. She thinks the second she shows any sign of weakness then people can hurt her. She is strong. Alerie is also very smart. And has an amazing personality.
“That Alerie is amazing.”
by Alerie254 March 28, 2018
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MILF Alert

When there is at least one MILF within a 50 foot radius.
Two man-friends at a bar:

Guy 1: Dude me and Jane totally boned for like 3 hours last night! It was so amaz-

Guy 2: OMG! MILF Alert!

(Both men stare at a classic MILF sitting at a nearby table)
by raytk12 July 11, 2010
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