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bumper cunt 

Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.
Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!

She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt
bumper cunt by Retem Nad August 18, 2006
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crispy cunt muffin 

a really good insult that always stops people. a good way to get someone mad at you.
person one " you cunt!"
person two "you cunt muffin!"
person one "you crispy cunt muffin!!"
silence...

person three "haha you got owned"

fluff cunt 

usually a fat fugly dike

who has over grown fluffy pubis on their head.

holy moleyy angel twang, look at that rachel gal shes a fuckin fluff cunt!
fluff cunt by buffbitch101 May 5, 2008

Cycle Cunt 

Quite common in Northern California, Cycle Cunts are cyclists who ride through city thoroughfares at either highway speeds or slow as fuck. They often travel in packs and have complete disregard for their fellow users of the road. They obey few traffic laws and the ones they do they enforce with their lives. Often seen blocking traffic, harassing pedestrians, clustering in fire zones and crosswalks, or riding up busy sidewalks.

Not all cyclists are Cycle Cunts though, some are nice. Some.
Woman: "HONEY THE BRAKES THAT MAN IS CROSSING THE STREET"
Man: "Hildegard calm your shit he's a cyclist he can't be riding in that crosswalk on a red light!
*honks horn* Fuck you Cycle Cunts!"
Cycle Cunt by Moses Magoo January 5, 2015

Pot Bellied Cunt

When a woman is so fat, her crotch area looks like a second belly. Resembling a pot belly of a pig.
Dude, look at that lady. She has the biggest Pot Bellied Cunt I've ever seen!!

What's her cunt/his nuts? 

Phrase used directly in place of "What's her/his name?"
What's his nuts? Didn't he go out with what's her cunt?