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cold calling cunt 

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.
"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*
cold calling cunt by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005
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honey cunt 

hey honey cunt, pass the potatoes please
honey cunt by Doug W. February 14, 2008
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Stupid Cunt 

A truley clueless bitch who thinks she's smart .
Debbie is a stupid cunt ,she thinks she smart trying to play dumd and doing a crappy job.
" and thought to myself, wow thats a big bag of dope"
Stupid Cunt by Capt. Fuckerfaster February 20, 2017

Crazy Cunt 

a female who is kinky as shit: A female who is clinging as shit: a whore who is good at her job :a female who is high or crazy
Lindsey Lohan: Damn man, that crazy cunt tied me up: That crazy cunt came to my house this morning to find me creeping: How much for a crazy cunt: That crazy cunt bit a chunk off my arm
Crazy Cunt by Anthony (T.J.) July 18, 2007

howling cunt 

Unhelpful slovenly genetic recursives, festering in call centres, chronically unable to be of any help or even regulate the modulation of their driveling, formulaic mindless mewlings.
Name:
Laura, Louisa, the mumbling shamble-twat couldn't seem to be able to decide.

Company:

BT

Exhaustive ( 1 hour!!) Diagnosis:

Howling cunt.

Prognosis:

Dire
howling cunt by Stickypoo December 12, 2007

fluff cunt 

Someone who is a fat dirty looking woman who has untamed ,wild frizzy hair.
If you do not detest this person you are either insane or fucking insane.
GOrjuzANgel:holy snappin arseholes look at that fluff cunt
BOOTYtang:omfg she has a bf!
fluff cunt by eshays1234567 April 26, 2008

strawberry cunt cake 

when you eat/lick strawberries or strawberry juice off a large womans cunt cake.
dammmn, adrain ate some nice strawberry cunt cake last night.