A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
Get the A fart comes before the stormmug. When you feel great intestinal pressure, but it turns out the cause of it was a small turd blocking your sphincter, leading to gas building up in your insides, that small turd is named a "Little Lord Fart Leroy" after its diminutive size yet king-sized abilities.
I thought that I really had to go to the bathroom, but it turned out to be a Little Lord Fart Leroy.
by Little Lord Fauntleroy May 24, 2024
Get the Little Lord Fart Leroymug. A "brain fart" refers to a temporary lapse in memory or judgment, like forgetting something simple or making a silly mistake
by Cruellanj March 25, 2025
Get the Brain Fartmug. by AR-Rockets April 5, 2022
Get the Fart facemug. 
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by Learning Student Of Education March 4, 2022
Get the fart doodoomug. A grumpy fart is when ur bowels in ur asshole drop a megafuckton of octaves and make a sound that sounds like a whale just two steped a giraffe
by Mr Chico Xeen May 8, 2022
Get the grumpy fartmug.