‘Three Week Lockdown’

When you bamboozle a nation into several months of restrictions.

Mum: Nicola Stuergeon has recently revealed a ‘Three week Lockdown’ to avoid the spread of the Omicron variant.

……….. 9 months later

Three week lockdown still going strong. Only allowed outside to receive your 9th booster jab.

by 12th Booster Jab December 21, 2021

Goog Week

On Goog Week, you do crack every day for 7 days in a row.

Goodmorning every one
Goog Week

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by stuartt February 8, 2022

MC Week

Like the usual week, except Friday is Saturday.... not sure what to call Saturday now though.

MC: I'm currently working my Saturday off.

Me: Who gets Saturday off in this industry?
MC: Today is my Saturday, which is a Friday, but you should have known that. You idiot.
Me: oh, you didn't say you were looking at the MC Week

by breakalim March 25, 2022

Dump Week

the time of the week in college semester, where your professors dumps the hardest assignments on the students.

Nolan: Hey Hayden are you free next week?

Hayden: Sorry man I can't, next week is dump week.

by Ciph ili buster April 24, 2022

Happy Week

Having sex with 5 different people 5 days in a row.

Yeah I tried going for a Perfect Week, but ended up with a Happy Week:(

by Medium penis guy May 22, 2022

Nicki Week

it is a week that celebrates the existence of Nicki Minaj

yay it finally Nicki week i was waiting for it

by broke people shouldnt tweet June 28, 2022

Bj week

When an awesome woman gives her man oral sex instead of vaginal sex during the week she is on her period.

She doesn’t care for intercourse when she’s on her period so it’s bj week! Yes she’s a keeper.

by Deepsea September 22, 2022