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wonder waffle

VERB: whenever you are doing something and you get extremely lucky. NOUN: Can also mean that something you recently attained is epic , beast , awesome or etc. relates to a gun in nazi zombies.
Example 1

Person 1: Wow i get a A+ on my test and i guessed through the entire thing!
Person 2: wow you got a wonder waffle

Example 2

Person 1: dude check out my new skateboard!
Person 2: well thats a wonder waffle.

epic awesome cool the bomb tight
by hamsterman123 January 10, 2011
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Mexican Waffle

The act of shitting in someone's hide-a-bed and folding it back up.
"That nigga shit in my hide-a-bed and called it a mexican waffle! What a bag of douche!"
by That'sWhatSheSaid101 June 3, 2014
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Wafflestompish

of or pertaining to an action resembling wafflestomping. Have you ever seen the movie 'the perfect storm'? Have you ever been to the wafflehouse? It is similar to a combination of those two things.
You better chicky-check yourself before i get all wafflestompish on you.
by Notorious P.A.T. December 18, 2008
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waffle hippie

A hippie who indulges themselves in a pile of waffles. You may find one at your local Waffle House bargaining the waitresses for waffles by the dozen. On rare occasions, the hippie will smoke a bowl then consume very large quantities of waffles thereafter.
A waffle hippie walks into Waffle House and orders large quantities of waffles.
by iTim2012 November 30, 2009
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Waffle Fry

Also known as a boy who looks a waffle fry. Usually lasts only about 6 seconds in bed. Major fuckboy and usually is a virgin before you get to him. He will let you take his virginity and then never talk to you again. Watch out for these they are not tasty like the actually food, they are dangerous.
"Oh my god he reminds me of a waffle fry! He is a waffle fry, lets now refer to him as waffle fry."
by jdwbfhs0273 January 30, 2015
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Belleville Waffle

Local term used for the occurrence of hatch marks that are placed on a person's bottom after a night of heavy drinking and chasing UFO's.
Anders gave Josh a Belleville Waffle right after he passed out. Booyah!
by Geoblack July 9, 2009
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Cheese Waffled

To help a db realize what he is by somehow getting him in some in close contact with waffles covered in cheese sauce.
Dude penny is such a douche, he needs to be Cheese Waffled!
by Lanky Sketchster August 5, 2010
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