dog wanker

A large person who wanks his dog off

shez is such a dog wanker

by Goldenhill July 27, 2004

shank wanker

a person who tries to pull off someones dick

it would hurt to get shank wanked.

by Ice September 8, 2003

flag wanker

Someone on social media who parade's their country's flag, and is overly bias towards their country and ignorant of anything outside of said country.

Flag wankers often vote for parties like UKIP and the EDL, and get their news from outlets like The Daily Mail and The S*n.

Tommy is a flag wanker on Twitter, he also has 12 kids, drinks Stella Artois and beats his wife after a night at the local.

by 1997HondaCivic January 2, 2021

Wanger

A wanger is someone who who acts like a wanker,
but you call them a wanger because its more friendly than calling them a wanker.

Friend trips over his shoe lace...
You say.. "your such a wanger"

by sambo12345 November 8, 2006

bloody wanker

British definition for fucking jerkoff

joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike

by james je April 4, 2009

wandering

The act of performing fingering but using a wand instead. Commonly used by Hermione in Harry Potter

Hermione is wandering while she imagines Harry getting butt fucked by Ron

by Geestapo January 19, 2015

Dog Wanker

1. One who beats off a dog. This may include saying such words as "red rocket" while in the process.


2. One who produces "dog milk"

Kevin the dog wanker rapidly thrusted his hand over his dog's penis.

by Max S. March 31, 2004