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The Surprise Unicorn

A sex move in which you’re fucking a girl from behind while you’re licking an ice cream cone. At the moment of climax, you turn the cone upside down and stick it on her forehead while she moans. The move resembles a neighing unicorn.
“Bro, you should’ve seen her face when I hit her with The Surprise Unicorn. It was priceless.”
by AidanTheHill123 July 25, 2023
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she couldn't tame a unicorn

Unicorns are most widely thought to be simply horses with horns, but a quick Wikipedia search will inform you that the mythology also states that unicorns can only be tamed by female virgins. Hence, if you say "she couldn't tame a unicorn," you're saying that she's not a virgin.
Guy 1: What do you think of that girl over there?
Guy 2: Her? She couldn't tame a unicorn, no chance in hell.

Guy 1: I concur. I bet she's never even been within a thousand miles of a unicorn.
Guy 2: She alone is the reason why unicorns don't exist in this world; they couldn't possibly occupy any place that is far enough from her without spoiling their innocence and purity
Guy 1: Hmm ... so that's why unicorns don't exist ... interesting theory.
by Philosofree November 30, 2014
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Unicorn Blood

A can of Natty light. Consuming the magical beverage will grant eternal life, a youthful appearance, and the labido and sexual prowess of an animal in heat. However, each time you drink one, your soul dies a little bit at a time.
Just picked up a case of Unicorn Blood for tonight.

Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.

What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.
by Finch345 December 31, 2011
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Unicorn

Colloquial; Synonym for hot bi babe or HBB, often derogatory, condescending, or ironic. A bisexual person, usually though not always female, who is willing to join an existing couple, often with the presumption that this person will date and become sexually involved with both members of that couple, and not demand anything or do anything which might cause problems or inconvenience to that couple.

The term is often used to be dismissive of a couple seen to be only superficially polyamorous. Because of the demands that this type of couple places on the woman (that she be single and not take on any additional partners, and become involved with both members of the couple equally, and often "complete" their family as a surrogate mother and housekeeper and/or breadwinner and not do anything that may threaten or disrupt the existing couple), many in the poly community call this type of woman a "unicorn", as in mythical and not likely to be found, even though there are plenty of bipoly women around.

Sometimes the unicorn is expected to not develop any emotional attachment and is strictly there for a sexual relationship (equally distributed to both members of the dyad) and/or is prescripted as a secondary. This term is used as a reminder that bipoly women are people with their own desires, needs, and pre-existing lives, and not fantasy figures or pets. See related prescriptive vs. descriptive.
John wants a single, attractive woman who will love and have sex equally with him and his wife, but not interfere with their marriage, move in together, help raise their kids but not have any of her own, and not have any other partners. He's looking for something that doesn't exist - he's looking for a unicorn!
by Joreth April 8, 2010
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unicycler

A person who goes to extreme, ridiculous measures to be noticed.
Dude, did you see that guy with his multiple piercings?
Yeah, he's such a unicycler.
by the hand model December 24, 2008
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Unicorn Horn

The hairstyle;

Also, could be used as an incognito penis reference.
One morn, i coulda sworn, i was in the middle of a porn, cause this bitch was riding on my unicorn horn
by CnClear January 10, 2011
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Unicorn Sex

When two gay people put strap ons onto their heads like a unicorn and then STICK THAT FUCKIN DILDO INTO EACH OTHER'S ASSES
by Papi Zo June 24, 2017
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