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Mexican Right Turn 

When pulling up to an intersection with a red light, the driver pulls into an adjacent parking lot to his right, then pulls through the parking lot, and exits through the other exit, effectively completing a right turn, and avoiding waiting at the light.
Juan was going to pick up some chickens for dinner, and got stuck at red light. To save time, he blew through the gas station parking lot, and made a Mexican right turn
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main screen turn on 

Reference to poor translation in the English version of "Zero Wing," a decade-old video game. OTher such mishaps include "Someone set up us the bomb," "All your base are belong to us," "You have no chance to survive make your time," "Main screen turn on," "You are on the way to destruction," and "What you say?". See www.allyourbase.com for a clip from the original game.
"Main screen turn on!"
main screen turn on by Vervius October 29, 2003

u-turn dick  

describes a man whose penis does a 180 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a horse shoe like effect.
nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!
Source: Chris Carr, Fredericton, New Brunswick
nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!
u-turn dick by Chris Carr December 13, 2008

even thought the moment passed me by i still can't turn away 

best goo goo dolls song ever.
And even though the moment passed me by
I still can't turn away
Cuz all the dreams you never thought you'd lose
Got tossed along the way
And letters that you never meant to send
Got lost or thrown away

And now we're grown up orphans
And never knew their names
We don't belong to no one
That's a shame
But you could hide beside me
Maybe for a while
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name

And scars are souvenirs you never lose
The past is never far
Did you lose yourself somewhere out there?
Did you get to be a star?
And don't it make you sad to know that life
Is more than who we are

We grew up way too fast
And now there's nothing to believe
And reruns all become our history
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name
I won't tell em' your name
Oooh, oooh, oooh
I won't tell em' your name
Ow!

I think about you all the time
But I don't need the same
It's lonely where you are
Come back down
And I won't tell 'em your name

burn turn 

Going for a drive in a vehicle with the intent of smoking marijuana on that drive.
Andrew and Michael climbed into the truck, lit up a joint, and went for a burn turn.
burn turn by MIKEKEEEEee March 27, 2007

Turkey turn up 

A party that happens to fall on thanksgiving day or the night before usually put on by teenagers or college students.
Dude I'm so ready for that turkey turn up at Shelby's house! I'm gonna get so hammered and cure the hangover with thanksgiving dinner the next day!
Turkey turn up by Dogfood69 November 28, 2013