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Republicanistical 

An alternative word for Republican. A humorous term that Democrats sometimes use to describe the Republican Party.
"Let me, first of all, come to the defense of my colleague, Mr. Issa, and the Republicanistical Party that he represents." - Democratic Congressman Barney Frank during a 02/26/2009 interview with Chris Matthews that included Republican Congressman Darrell Issa.
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Blue Republican 

A liberal or independent who registers temporarily as a Republican to vote for Ron Paul.
I'm sick of the War on Drugs, and America being the world's policeman, so I'm going to become a blue republican.
Blue Republican by Oscar MacGorden February 25, 2012

Republican 

The most powerful minority in the United States. Loves to complain about how relatively powerless minorities are too powerful.
The majority of Americans do not want Republicans to control the White House or Congress.
Republican by Catty McGee September 4, 2017

Republicunt 

Members of the GOP, supporters of the giant Cheeto, anyone associated with the Republican Party/agenda. Garbage humans.
"Fuck that Republicunt, he voted for Trump."
Republicunt by Farted_bl00d April 28, 2017

Republican 

Part of the human anatomy upon which one sits.
I have an itchy republican.
Get off of your republican.
Did you wipe your republican?
Republican by Hekuba June 8, 2015

Republican 

A Republican is typically a whiny middle aged white Christian male who is unable to adapt to change. They are afraid of: homosexuals and their homosexual agenda, Muslims, Mexicans, blacks, teenagers, lesbians, and "tyrannical" government.

All Republicans secretly believe that an ass-kicking killing machine lIves under their jeans shorts and short sleeved button up shirts and so they all WORSHIP guns. Guns and the Bible and the 'Murican flag! Republicans are about as subtle as a Mack truck.

Despite the fact that they are all ostensibly Christian and should be generous in spirit and ever-willing to turn the other cheek, Republicans are obsessed with the possibility that some one might be skating by on their hard work.

In short Republicans are like that one loud mouth uncle everybody has. He likes to act tough, but he's 120 lbs. overweight and he runs out of breath on his way to the buffet. Some of em are okay...
"Goddammit Lulabelle, we vote Republican in this trailer! Now I don't wanna hear one more word about Beee-rawk Obaawwma or you're gonna get the belt!"
Republican by Johnny ET May 17, 2018

Republican 

These are your racists, they all seemed to have an impaired view on actual politics. These guys seem to constantly discriminate race, gender, and even sexuality.
Person 1: I can't believe that old Republican got us fired!
Person 2: Its because he's a fucking sexist perv!
Republican by MattDontLieToMe December 6, 2018