Miles

he is an awesome guy who has an 124 pack and can bench 1934530751358lb at his weakest point. Miles is the absolute worst tho

miles bench good yes

by tylor thornburry December 17, 2018

molestable

When you see someone that looks so good, you want to molest them.

person mumber 1: dude that guy is SO hot!
person number 2: Oh my gosh I know. He is totally molestable!

*gets up and molests hot kid*

by xwishfulthinkingX September 8, 2004

molestache

a mustache that resembles that which a child molester, such as David Westerfield, might have.

Did you see that guy's molestache Yeah he looks like such a creeper.

by LexiB February 10, 2009

Mobes

A clear cloud - pure - without contamination

When the dust from the day has settled at sunset you can see a mobes that will turn the sky green for a split second

by ace ranger March 19, 2010

Molesterious

An unsavory character poorly attempting to conceal his / her intent.

Did you see that molesterious guy keep staring at those kids over his book, he's really creeping me out.

by Davis Avis February 10, 2009

molesting a snake

sexually abusing a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

The Molester

n. The Molester has various unique characteristics. Often seen associating with his good friend The Lurker at NASCAR events, he preys on fat chicks and teenage boys. He can easily be identified by his Looney Toons tee-shirt tucked into blue jean shorts with no belt. He calls cruising the parking lot at the race "grazing". His trademark saying is "Sup' brah?" Beware.

"The Molester is at it again. I heard he bagged Big Brenda and little Timmy last weekend."

by LukeDuke December 23, 2004