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30 Mathematicians

Hym "AI outsmarts 30 mathematicians? 30 of the world's best mathematicians!? Hohoho! This is a new feeling... Pride in someone else! Ha! Like the Dbza Abridged thing? Hahaha! I really need to watch that again. Oooooh man! You guys are fucked. That is priceless. Alright. We'll. You know where to find me and someone's kid is going to get murdered if the IRS shows up before you do. So..."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Puckering Maltesers

The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.
Manchester United are puckering maltesers at the prospect of playing Manchest City today.
by SebilCrostar August 7, 2025
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Dunning Kruger Malthusianism

Population control thanks to a collective overconfidence in personal intelligence of a populace.
Darwinism in action? No I think Anti Vaxxers are an example Dunning Kruger Malthusianism. They see tried and tested disease prevention as deliberate infection.
by svenjamie March 22, 2020
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Pop a Malteser

To kill oneself using means of drugged sweets
To avoid a problem

A man gives you slightly warm maltesers and you question why they are warm

When you’re tired of a situation, the option is there
Ah yeah, Johnny, did you not hear? He popped a malteser last week

This coffee shop makes me wanna pop a malteser
by Barney_the_dinosaur November 23, 2021
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the sloppy maltese

When you giving yo girl head, but your head is.. her head? And then you make out but with your butts.
yooooooo, I gave Elishica The Sloppy Maltese the other day and she said "hey where tf did my head go SHIT HOW'D IT GET ON YUOR BODY D:"
by anonymous April 23, 2022
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Ich in der Mathearbeit

something u say when u see a really fucked up pin on pinterest or really anything that looks fucked up
(german: me during the maths class test)
*really fucked up picture*
Me: ich in der Mathearbeit
by Leni 😎 September 22, 2023
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You’re not a mathematicia

What you say to someone when they try to inturrupt your conversation that doesn’t involve them
Girl: So, what did you think?
Guy: I liked the movie, I thought it was-
Random Person: WELL I THOUGHT-
Girl: You’re not a mathematician, don’t add to this conversation!
by Basilboy64 October 10, 2023
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