Definitions by svenjamie
Friend of Jefferey
“I always suspected that Peter Mandelson was a Friend of Jefferey, and now with this whole statutory rape charge, we know for sure.”
Friend of Jefferey by svenjamie February 4, 2026
Innoublic
A word to describe the action of childish adults publicly wearing childish clothing in highly inappropriate settings.
Includes in an office without a formal dress code, at a conference or summit.
Does exclude mascot costumes, working in Disneyland or a similar theme park or anywhere where such a thing has a point.
Includes in an office without a formal dress code, at a conference or summit.
Does exclude mascot costumes, working in Disneyland or a similar theme park or anywhere where such a thing has a point.
The CTO of that technology firm humiliated his company by wearing that Pokémon hoodie innoublic.
You will never get a job going to an interview innoublicly dressed.
You will never get a job going to an interview innoublicly dressed.
Dunning Kruger Malthusianism
Darwinism in action? No I think Anti Vaxxers are an example Dunning Kruger Malthusianism. They see tried and tested disease prevention as deliberate infection.
Dunning Kruger Malthusianism by svenjamie March 22, 2020
Thigh rubbingly good.
Descriptive of jailbait. An attractive young lady. After the action of half squatting and rubbing thighs performed by creepy old men at the sight of a pretty girl young enough to be their granddaughter.
Thigh rubbingly good. by svenjamie September 13, 2019
Cry Wanker
Pathetic excuse for a man. Like the above. Befriends women but due to screwed perception, mistakes simple friendship for sexual interest to the point of stalking. This always culminates in sobbing and self love in public places.
'Oh dear, Steve disappeared the night before thanksgiving. He was very drunk and upset with his housemate.'
'yes, for some reason he ran away to that Finnish girls house.'
'Really? The one who made it clear she is not interested in him?'
'That is the one. What's more she was off banging her fuck buddy while Steve sat outside her house.'
'Dear me! So what was he doing there that long?'
'Playing with himself and sobbing, you know what a cry wanker he is!'
'yes, for some reason he ran away to that Finnish girls house.'
'Really? The one who made it clear she is not interested in him?'
'That is the one. What's more she was off banging her fuck buddy while Steve sat outside her house.'
'Dear me! So what was he doing there that long?'
'Playing with himself and sobbing, you know what a cry wanker he is!'
Cry Wanker by svenjamie November 10, 2014