I'm late

I missed a day,
What else could I say,
That I isn't gay,
And that's today!

I'm late for my schedule write up, dang.

by Don't you know who I am November 28, 2023

Late variables

When you commit to do something fun with your friends only to be told by your partner you have to change your plans.

Ken: are you still coming on the holiday we planned?
Dan: sorry, I’m experiencing late variables.

by Daniel O’Rourke August 1, 2025

Late night low

When a feeling of sadness/depression comes over you when staying up late

Man, I got late night low again, what should I do?

by Megalodonmaniac344 November 4, 2020

Jonking Late Mate

Jonking: Up to interpretation

Stroking at night, playing, crying, laughing, eating

$35 for jonking late mate in the studio

by necobunny August 7, 2024

late niter

A male or female booty call who is particularly hideous aesthetically that one uses for sex, but will only visit them or allow them to come through, long after the sun has gone down. Later niters are usually the very last resort, after all other potential sexual options have been exhausted. One will never ever under any circumstances been seen in public with their late niter. Late niters must be out of the house/apartment in the morning before ones roommates awaken and are frightened to the point of nearly calling the police.

Yo dawg, did you get down with them PITA folks? Cause I saw your rescue hippo creepin out the side door this morning with a shit eatin grin on her face. Naw pimp, I held try outs last night and biggums came kool with the jaw work so I just signed a new late niter to the practice squad.

by M1K3 J0N3Z February 21, 2019

Late-Season

The 2014 version of the 2013 slang "that's dead"

Man: If I take you out to dinner we're having sex.

Woman: That's late-season.

by The Black Garbo January 4, 2014

Late

I am late for my bus.

”Aren’t you late for your bus?”
”Yes.”
”Then why are you spending time making a defenition of it in the urban dictionary?”

by I Am The Meaning Of Life November 8, 2021