Jared

Someone who has sexual intercourse with cats.

Someone who rapes cats without consent

Someone with a 4” by 14”

Someone who gapes cats

Someone who eats cat

Someone who overall pounds pussycats

Oh hey is that jared? Yeah, he fucking pounds cat!

by Yourlocalcatpedophile January 2, 2022

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Jared S

Fuck up, ugly piece of shit

The biggest mistake in the world is knowing Jared S.

by Pussyeater96 September 10, 2018

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jared swanson

A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.

DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!

by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 3, 2017

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jared is my baby. and he is awesome. jared is the best of the best and i love jared so much. :)
also the most sexy man in the world. (no ones better than him)

-tiffany

''Yeah that guy's pretty hot, but he's not Jared.''

by jared is my baby February 1, 2021

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fucking sucks

Jared fucking sucks

by nngls November 23, 2021

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A Jared is someone who is both athletic and a bit of a geek. He gets his girlfriend pregnant by Junior year in High school. He'll leave his ex for a bigger titty bitch.

"Jared, we're through!"

by C0nman February 22, 2019

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