Fake and Shake 

When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.

Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.

Fake and Shake by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009

fake pally 

1.Exhibiting counterfeit friendly tendencies .
2.Pretending to be more of a friend and not meaning it.
3.A response to something incredulous or stupid.

Welhamite 1: "Mr. Lahiri just got fired!"
Welhamite 2: "What? Fake pally!?"

Welhamite 1: "Tu kitna super awesome hai yar!"
Welhamite 2: "Zyada fake pally mat ban! Chutiya kahin ka..."

fake pally by Welhamite 3 August 22, 2011

fake account

an account used to share information that is only shown to a certain group of people. Could be going off about how u hate someone or just sharing a thought u had today. An account to post anything that has no filter. Most times used to throw shade on other people.

Did u see what she posted on her fake account about me?

fake account by fakeuser101 April 24, 2018

Fake Bake 

Tanning at a tanning Salon

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"

Fake Bake by Pater August 15, 2003

fake lgbt 

Someone (usually a youth) who is still figuring themselves out so they claim they are a sexuality or a gender when really it's just a phase or they want to be cool/different. Because of many people doing this it is making the lgbt community seem like a joke and that is unfair for actual lgbt people. A way to tell if someone is a fake lgbt is 1. intuition 2.they talk non-stop about themselves being lgbt when it shouldn't matter and no one cares 3. they are already a fake person 4. it's pretty obvious 5. when asked their personality they say they're lgbt

Person 1: What is your personality like?
Person 2: Well I am bisexual and genderfluid! :D
Person 1: I never asked that...you just proved to me you're just a fake lgbt

fake lgbt by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

fake ass bitch 

A noun or adjective of someone who is a user, liar, and likes to take advantage of others or a situation. jneen jtorched motherlicker user fake ass mooch

DeJuan - Management said we couldn't get a raise because of the economy.
Celeste - I heard that biotch, Jneen-blow got a raise.
DeJuan - How did that fake ass bitch get a raise?
Celeste - They call her Jneen-blow for a reason....

fake ass bitch by ssatanica April 10, 2009

Fake news 

Fake news is a piece of news which has been distributed by a news organisation which contains some form of dishonesty, typically to promote a political agenda. Fake news can be broken down into a number of categories, which are:

Outright lie - The news piece contains a claim which is objectively false.

Lying by omission - the deliberate exclusion of information from the news piece which is critical to properly understanding the situation.

Lying by structure - the deliberate positioning of critical information at the end of a news report, resulting in many people not actually hearing the full story.

Selective outrage - deliberately reporting on a event which supports a particular political narrative, while ignoring similar events which would go against the desired narrative.

Emotive appeal - structuring a news piece in such a way as to attempt to emotionally manipulate the audience instead of focusing on the facts of the situation.

Hidden retraction - a news organisation will make a claim which is false, and then correct their original statement in such a way that fewer people will see the correction than saw the original news piece.

"This news channel is fake news, they are always lying and being dishonest!"

Fake news by Phoenix797 June 26, 2018