A complex gene which can only be located in every second generation of the great humanitarian gifts.A chompa is therefore only found in men which signifies for their greatness in their later lives.Chompalompas is like the avatar which is the power is a reencarnation of a powerful tool.The chompalian gene builds the glands of the penis.Reports and close studies over the years have shown that the chompalompas develops from the ages 5-19 and it is at it's largest at age 20.The chompalian gene cannot be genetically engineered but only can be inherited.Thus the Chompalompas size ranges from 7 cm to 20 cm in a lifetime.The Chompalompas is well known for it's killing abilities where it stretches the fibromuscules of the vagina into ripping and tearing apart thus leading to death of bleeding.
by The 7th Chompalompas October 23, 2011
Get the Chompalompas mug.Verb - When a Mario fanatic recieves a blowjob while playing any of the Mario franchise games, and the giver gets annoyed and chomps his rocks off. This scenario is rare because many video game obsessors never get laid, but possible.
My girlfriend was being a bitch and chomp rocked me for playing Mario Cart while she was blowing me!
by KaimnTheWonderGirl June 17, 2011
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One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)
One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)
Shelly can't be laid off, she is a comp surfer.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.
by Cal Montana September 14, 2011
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Complete.
No need for alarm.
Complete.
No need for alarm.
"You need help moving? Your dad needs a kidney? Your girlfriend needs to be picked up at the airport? I got all this, bro. Comp the bar!"
"Hey, buddy. I didn't mean to spill that beer on you. It's all good. Comp the bar, man... comp the bar."
After getting laid: "Comp the bar!"
"Hey, buddy. I didn't mean to spill that beer on you. It's all good. Comp the bar, man... comp the bar."
After getting laid: "Comp the bar!"
by Captain Governor January 2, 2012
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Get the Chompin mug.1.Giant manwhore and the king of sexual harassment,likes to rip souls out and rape them
2.A short midget pig obsessed with bacon and sexually harassing people
2.A short midget pig obsessed with bacon and sexually harassing people
by manwhore mcslutpig October 24, 2013
Get the chompypig mug.The phenomenon whereby the force of a bite displaces the fillings of a sandwich or burger away from the eater, possibly resulting in fillings leaking disappointingly onto the plate. Also a verb.
The sandwich enthusiasts were so frustrated by chompush they took to eating sandwiches that had been glued together with an edible adhesive.
The Earl of Sandwich had no time for chompush, thank-you-very-much, so wouldn't tolerate his invention having any more than two fillings.
Phyllis attacked her burger with such vigour that she accidentally chompushed a slippery pickle into Albert's face.
The Earl of Sandwich had no time for chompush, thank-you-very-much, so wouldn't tolerate his invention having any more than two fillings.
Phyllis attacked her burger with such vigour that she accidentally chompushed a slippery pickle into Albert's face.
by Weirdsworth July 21, 2015
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