Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN)

Term used among friends (not close) to indicate how much you don't care about the story they tell.

Ishan: "I had to do me computer science today"
MING: "Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN)"

by MGtheGANG November 26, 2011

Coolsville

A fictional place coined by singer/songwriter Rickie Lee Jones in 1979. Coolsville is largely populated with colorful characters both hopeless and hopeful, the disenfranchised, the down-and-out, hipsters, bohemians, junkies, artists, and what not. Coolsville is a place of hard redemption. It can also be used as an adjective and verb.

"The real thing come and the real thing go/The real thing is back in town/Ask me if you want to know the way to Coolsville." - Rickie Lee Jones

by Gskala01 June 27, 2006

cool and the gang

Used to mean that everything is alright.

Vincent paid for breakfeat.

Jules: , "Hey, that's cool and the gang!

by redbuda April 24, 2003

Not cool

An expression on how something is... well, not cool. Very similar to the following expression: gay, retarded, lame, etc.

"Dude, you got drunk and danced naked in the middle of the freeway while singing "Jingle Bells" in Spanish?!"

"Dude, I know. Totally not cool."
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Not cool situation: When you get an "F" on your math test because you studied the wrong chapter... three minutes prior to the test ^_^
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*Bitch slap* <---- Not cool.
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Boyfriend: "I have something to tell you..."
Girlfriend: "You love me? =)"
Boyfriend: "Uh, I'm gay."
Girlfriend: "What? NOT AGAIN! This is SO not cool"

by Psych! December 28, 2005

colston crew

One of Britains most prolific and vicious ever gangs. Based in Newton Abbot with conections all over the UK.

jim: I got bashed by the colston crew

by The Colston Crew publicity manager November 2, 2007

Colston

A little boy who always complains and cries while spending daddy's money on 2k. Also fakes injuries like walking on to the field and hurting themselves to play Xbox. Is non athletic and very weak.

Did you see that fool Colston lose that basketball 1v1 by 20?

by Ben Dover 69420 February 24, 2020

Colossal Squid

A poorly-understood species of squid even more massive and fearsome than the giant squid. Its tentacles are covered with swiveling hooks in addition to suckers, making it one of the ocean's most formidable predators. It is the only cephalopod species of which the male possesses a penis. Believed to have the largest eyes of any animal.

"Did you hear about that colossal squid carcass they found in Antarctica? It was huge!"

by Penguinjockey December 20, 2006