Choke the monkey

Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead.

"Dude, I can't hang right now. I've gotta choke the monkey."

"Way to much information, man..."

by Sven-Detlev November 18, 2009

Choker

Indicates a girls ability in sucking dick. Usually associated with a "black belt" in sucking dick.

Dude! Is she wearing a choker? She must give fiiiine head!

by Kapitalist panda March 29, 2017

Choked Heart

One that is distracted by the daily worries of the world instead of focusing on God's wisdom to face life's challenges.

Although one can witness Sarah's love for God and his people, however, her choked heart has stunted her spiritual growth with her Creator.

by MathPlus August 5, 2017

Chake

a penis that is long and fat. Its name originates from the words chode and snake.

That man's penis wouldn't fit into his girlfriend's vagina because he had a chake.

by ImaB3AST19 June 8, 2011

Chuken

A lovely Substance when combined with gravy

Chuken Chuken i wanaa eat some chuken and outside i fink is all billdruff

by Bartholomew March 29, 2005

Choke on your tongue drunk

So drunk you forget how to speak your primary language. You're so blacked out that suffocating on your own vomit is the least of your worries, rather your tongue will go so limp that it will cut off your air supply.

He was choke on your tongue drunk, he couldn't figure out how to put the keys in the ignition if he tried to drunk drive.

by Lucille Balls April 5, 2010

Joke Choke

When you start laughing uncontrollably even before you finish telling a joke.

I didn't get the joke, he started to Joke Choke, so he didn't even finish

by adiz97 April 25, 2011