Baseball player: "Have you heard about Randy McCormick?"
Coach: "The guy that got pineconed by a pitch?"
Baseball player: "Yeah. I wonder if he's out of the ICU."
Coach: "The guy that got pineconed by a pitch?"
Baseball player: "Yeah. I wonder if he's out of the ICU."
by Sven-Detlev September 09, 2009
Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead.
by Sven-Detlev November 19, 2009
Some big, fancy, East-coast word for a fabric fetish. Polychromatophilists are a strange group of people that have sexual urges towards fabric. Typically, this manifests in women and can lead to a clothes-shopping addiction. A peculiar side-effect is that the afflicted woman's boyfriend typically has Disappearing Money Syndrome.
"Jeff, why the fuck can't you go bowling today?"
"My girl is a polychromatophilist, and my money disappears."
"Oh wow, polychromatophilia is a tough disease. Good luck man."
"My girl is a polychromatophilist, and my money disappears."
"Oh wow, polychromatophilia is a tough disease. Good luck man."
by Sven-Detlev November 19, 2009
A variation on the pronunciation of Pokemon, supposedly used in a satirical manner, but this has not been proven. Often used by total douches who have nothing better to do.
by Sven-Detlev September 09, 2009
The First Law of Conversation (abbr. FLOC) states that one will always tune into a conversation at the most awkward point. Many linguists believe that this is God's punishment for eavesdropping.
"...And, on top of that, I had to go take my wang out of the tub drain!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"
by Sven-Detlev October 30, 2009