Chake

Technically it is a mix of chicken and snake. But is used whenever you are mad at someone or something or something doesn’t go your way.

*your computer isn’t working*

Person 1: my computer is being a chake!!

by Gabiiiiiii November 13, 2018

Chake

a penis that is long and fat. Its name originates from the words chode and snake.

That man's penis wouldn't fit into his girlfriend's vagina because he had a chake.

by ImaB3AST19 June 8, 2011

Chake

to be cheap and fake

She's so chake for not coming to class because she knew we were gonna hang out during and after; her chakeness is getting to my nerves; stop being so chake and come out with us to the bars!

by Rach110 October 20, 2017

chakes

verb
1. To mock or belittle through the use of a barrage of often repetitive, insulting and hilarious .jpg images found on the internet.

2. To torture bubbrubb until he seeks the solace of his transvestite dog.

Bubbrubb was chakes'd until he sought the solace of his transvestite dog.

by Your Bestest Friend January 12, 2009

chakes

Resident bad ass of the PN message board

Chakes told me off and I cried for a week

by Chris Hakes January 27, 2008

chake

The king of all dance moves.

"Lara was chaking non-stop on the dancefloor!"

"Yeah! Kayla wish she could chake like that."

by Muffins. July 23, 2009

chaking

To get dicked over or to have something taken right out from under you. A form of rape without lube usually only performed by his majesty in the dirty dova

Man i was at work at the ODI yesterday helping these custy's and next thing i know i got chakinged.

by KBroChill June 25, 2008