Mushroom Child

A child that’s never allowed to go outside

Son: “Why don’t you ever see those kids playing?”
Mother: “must be a mushroom child

by Psycho_Duck13 May 28, 2018

shreks child

one of the most over-rated people in the world. usually gets attention from all the guys no matter what.

Nigga 1: Omg did you see shreks child? shes so god damn overrated
Nigga 2: ya she sucks
marco: :Rage:

by cbro/dotsightt April 5, 2020

um child anways so

just watch nikki minaj

big boobs ? um child anways so

by hiwap October 5, 2020

eating children

cannabolism of the children kind

man 1: num num
man 2: what are you eating
man 1: im eating children, bro
man 2: lemme get in on that, but i want to make you aware this is cannabolism
man 2 and man 1: num num num

by yeetable_children April 2, 2021

The Children’s Rebellion

The Children’s Rebellion is only the best fanfic to ever be created in the history of fanfics. The Children’s Rebellion is also the saddest fanfic I have ever written. I would kill to have Aria_Cinabuns writing skills. Full on genocide.

Friend: “Hey, what are you reading?”

Me: “I’m reading The Children’s Rebellion by Aria_Cinabun on ao3, read it or I’ll pull a Chroma on you!”

Friend: “What does that mean?”

Me: “Read to find out.” 😉

by scoobydoo1009 May 24, 2022

Your Child's Asscrack

If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.

Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.

by Yopmail User November 6, 2022

Chalk Child

Racial slur towards people of Caucasian descent, comparing the color of their skin to Chalk.

Shut up you Chalk Child.

by etern4l1 January 8, 2023