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cellcert

A cellcert is a concert transmitted via cell phone. A cellcert happens when a person dials a friend and hold up his or her cell so said friend can enjoy the show.
Since I wasn't at the concert in NYC, my friends let me share in the moment by giving me a cellcert.
by krenee May 10, 2005
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cell phone wreck

1. n. Any traffic accident caused by some moron who was paying too much attention to their cell phone conversation and not paying enough attention to their driving.

2. n. A child or teenager who is pouting, grumbling, and generally misbehaving over the fact that mommy and daddy refuse to buy them an expensive and needlessly tricked out cell phone.
1. The police said that the driver who slammed into the back of Leon's car had been on his cell for over 25 minutes before and 5 minutes after the collision. Leon was pissed that he was in a cell phone wreck.

2. Yesterday, John asked his folks for a $150 cell phone with texting, graphics, games, MP3 music, video conversation, and high speed wireless internet. When they said no, he locked himself in his room and didn't come out for the rest of the day. The little cell phone wreck won't get a phone that way.
by Scathe December 24, 2008
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cellery

I ate some good-ass cellery last night and got high as FUCK!
by P.Fatelli March 14, 2010
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cell block

A housing unit in the prison.

Where you live after some shit goes down.

Many but holes get tapped up In the cell block
I was up in the cell block throwing dice son with my homie Colm.

Don't black Dave's ass look all good up in the cell block?
by Captainpoon January 5, 2014
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Camila Cabello

The state of a person who is so fucking gay but won't come out. Named after singer song-writer Karla Camila Cabello who is to be in the exact same situation.

Same applies for Taylor Swift (also known as Gaylor Swift) and Harry Styles.
"Stop being Camila Cabello!"
"What?"
"Everyone knows you're hella gay, come out already."
by eyy.r08 March 16, 2020
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cell division

when a bunch of people are gathered together but not talking to each other because they're messing with their cell phones and acting stupid
Those four people on their phones are ignorant - total cell division.
by xbobx1234 January 8, 2011
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Cell Phone Self Own

1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.

2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.
"Yo, I want some dick

Some duck* ... Shit"

"Lmao, cell phone self own"
by F41R September 2, 2021
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