Sound-powered phone batteries

A fictional object used as a hazing joke pulled on unsuspecting newcomers in the U.S. Navy.

Corporal Dodson: Colonel, the phone died.
Colonel Watts: Go down to the Supply deck to see if there are any sound-powered phone batteries.
Corporal: Sir, yes sir!
Watts: *chuckles*

by Intelligence001 June 24, 2016

half a loaf is better than none

Getting less than what one wants, is still better than getting none at all.

Casey: How did work go?
Cooper: Unfortunately they cut me early, so I only get paid for half a day.
Casey: Well, half a loaf is better than none.

by bostoncasey September 30, 2018

You're BETTER

A saying in a Multiplayer FPS game when you want to root for your teammates when they are in a gunfight with another team and that you're dead and watching your teammates feed.

Game example: APEX LEGEND.

Situation : You're in a team fight with another team in a 3 v 3 gun fight. You and 1 of teammates died. So did 2 of the opposing team. Leaving it 1 v 1. You're now watching the feed of your friend trying to kill the last enemy.

Gun Fight - Gun sound from both players.
YOU - YOU'RE BETTER YOU'RE BETTER YOU'RE BETTER
Teammate - Finishes off the last enemy
Whole Team : FUCK YA WE DID IT.

by Rushia July 29, 2020

He's Just better

Something you say when you lose to a guy in a video game, even when you have every possible advantage.

Guy: There is literally no way he can win the bomb is planted and it's 5v1
Enemy: *Clutches*
Guy: What the fuck cheats
Guy #2: There's no way, he's just better

by reepieces October 1, 2020

poopy is better than you

poopy

poopy is better than you

by poopy ;) October 6, 2020

The ol' slather and batter

The act of slathering tomato sauce on your balls.

Jake: "I'm bored..."
James: "Well I do have a jar of tomato sauce. We could always do the ol' slather and batter challenge."

by DBXL November 6, 2020

Apple is better because its apple

"apple is better because its apple" is often said by people who refuse to give any other phone brand a chance because its not apple. Sometimes this is false as with Samsung phones which have better UI and more customization options for a cheaper price. The myth that androids have bad cameras stems from the fact that android system UI is easier to make so the crappy no name phone brands use it and have bad cameras. so this is a false myth.

Chad: APPLE IS BETTER BECAUSE ITS APPLE!
Cameron:But it's not for several reasons.
Chad: IF YOU'RE POOR JUST SAY THAT!

by Leviathanboi14 June 11, 2021