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by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

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Bonk

A act of humorous resistance. The thing you do to the helmets of cops dressed up in riot gear with an empty water cooler to protect yourself from their completely unnecessary violent force against your peaceful university pro-Palestine demonstration.

That well-informed college student on the right side of history just “bonked” that police officer on the head with an empty water cooler! Legend.

by Ceasefirenow April 28, 2024

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Bhondo Meye

Literally "hypocrite woman". Used to refer to women who try to marry a good and naive man, while lying about her past romantic and experience and pretending to be saintly pure throughout her life.

Sathia lived a wild lifestyle, sleeping around with men. Now, she wears a burqa and lies about being a pure and saintly person all through her life. She is doing this to woo and marry a naive and good man that she is courting in an arranged marriage process. What a bhondo meye!

These days the majority of women in Bangladesh are bhondo meyes.

by Ememento September 4, 2024

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bhondo lok

Literally hypocritical people. Refers to individuals who themselves did all sorts of anti-social things such as smoking, drinking, premarital sex in their youth (or continues to do so secretly); whose children, relatives and neighbors still do the same - yet they continue to preach and enforce religious and conservative social values on those they can impose their thuggishness on.

Uncle John is such a bhondo lok. He used to drink when he was young, his own son sleeps with his girlfriend, yet he goes around scolding his nephews for simply dating and being out late at night.

by Ememento September 5, 2024

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