Definitions by Swooshbeast

Bonk me off 

Fuck me... shag me

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!

Bonk me off by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

Otb lay dung 

The art of taking a shit....

Jack was on the bog... door open... laying dung.... bekah could hear his big plops from the kitchen ... otb lay dung

Otb lay dung by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

Bonnet Dung 

Fecal matter and excrement that has been laid on the bonnet of a car

Bekah found that the local foxes had shit on her car... Bonnet dung

Bonnet Dung by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

Bonnet dung 

The name you give a girl who has delicious nuggets of fox poo on her car bonnet ...

Bekah is bonnet dung

Bonnet dung by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023

OTB Lay dung 

The poetic and graceful art of taking a shit...

Jack syrup is on the bog Lay dung...said bekah the bonnet dung bitty. OTB Lay dung

OTB Lay dung by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023

Knock knock soak 

The act of farting a huge gift against the door of your bathroom while your lover takes a long steamy hot sexy bath

As emma lay in her candle lit bathroom, with the essential oils and epsom steam filling the air.... she heard a loud rancid Crunk at the door....

Oh not another knock knock soak she screamed.... as the smell of smylas fart seeped under the door

Knock knock soak by Swooshbeast November 6, 2023