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Splash Town Handshake 

The act of frolicking around at any waterpark in particular and 'accidentally' manuvering your toe into the crotch of a nearby, and conveniently located fellow park guest. Best performed in a large wavepool or other deeper, agitated water attraction where there is a sizeable group of people in close proximity to one another and limited chance of being immediately discovered as the perpetrator of the act. Usually done in order to satisfy one's urges to make physical contact with a hot, young chick in a way that my wife won't notice.
Billy - "Hey that chick is hot!"

Doug- "Yeah she is, but she's also 12"

Billy - "I don't care, I'm going to give her a Splash Town Handshake"

Doug- "What if your wife notices?"

Billy- "Who?"
Related Words

went to town 

To showcase someone's dominance over something or someone.
Buster Douglas went to town on Mike Tyson despite being knocked down earlier.
went to town by Der Kommissar March 16, 2009

OLD TOWN ROAD 

A cultural masterpiece. lit mint the song that you listen to and then your mom judges you. By lil nas x aka the littest ever.
P1- yo turn that shit up. What’s it called?
P2- this is old town road broskies!
K-Town is a nickname for an area of a series of Chicago streets whose names begin with the letter K.
"We're rollin through K town."
(Kilbourn, Kildare, Karlov, etc.)
K town by Lowrider September 22, 2005
waco, texas. the most gangsta town n da US. our area code b 2 five fo
Steven Knoph lives in Co-Town. Hes cool.
co-town by moocow martinez August 31, 2008
me and bob were chilling one evening and decided to go hit up a few bars in sup town
sup town by josh L August 30, 2006