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The Unholy Truth

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An amazing four-piece band from Red Deer, Alberta with an amazing sound that only faggot ass douche sluts wouldn't enjoy. Everybody loves them and if they say they don't they are lying and are probably a bunch of fag humping cock smokers that would rather listen or ass rape Soul Side In.
Normal Person: "Hey man, have you heard of The Unholy Truth?"

Normal Person's Normal Friend: "Yeah man, they're making my pussy so wet just thinking about them, I have to go home and masterbate!"

Cock Smoking Outsider Douche Slut: "Soul Side In makes me cum in my ass, and then they cum in my ASS! Fag rock forever!!!"
The Unholy Truth by rapethemetal February 3, 2010
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The United States Naval Academy 

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Formost school of naval knowledege and practice in the world. produces both sailors and marines that kick ass and take names.
That marine L.T that shows Marines are the best came from The United States Naval Academy
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It Needs the Umlaut 

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Its like soccer in every way except... The whole point of the game is to kick the ball over the fence.

and...

The Squiggle Guard sits on the fence with a rapier and tries to stop the ball from getting kicked over the fence.

All the while the Squiggle Guard tries to stab the Squiggler (whom is without clothes). The Squiggler has a single coin somewhere beneath his or her skin and must try to get the Squiggle Guard to stab his coin.

On the other side of the fence the Squiggle Monkey waits to try and catch the ball.. but for the entire game the Squiggle Monkey has to ride a unicycle and scream "SHAKESPEARE!!" as loud as they can.

The game ends every forth Tuesday.







"I challange you to a match of It Needs the Umlaut"

"My grandfather told me of the drama and heartbreak of the great It Needs the Umlaut series of '72"
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the united states of america 

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A place that is put down by arrogant europeans who have never been there.
oi innit america's just some shit hole with a disneyland? and everyone's fuckin obese and dont know shit, innit.

the united states of america has lots of variety and is a nice place to live.

the University of Colorado at Boulder 

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25,000 undergraduates. 5,000 graduates. Located in the city of Boulder, Colorado. Average GPA for freshmen in 2009 was 3.677: Average ACT ranged from 26 to 29 (and higher), excluding the Leeds School of Business and the College of Engineering and Applied Sciences, which tend to be higher. Considered a Public Ivy League; 11th Best Public University in the Nation. Students termed "Yuppie Hippies", or quoted as "peace sign on my dad's BMW". Not to be confused with CU Denver or Colorado Springs. Ranked as one the most Beautiful campuses in world; also one of the most expensive to attend..; Universal Tuscan-"Italian-ate" styled buildings. Smart students, who still enjoy a party. The Hill. Pearl Street. "Cali Kids". Division 1 Sports suck. Classes can be tedious. Skiing and snowboarding.
Where do you attend college? I attend the University of Colorado at Boulder.
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President of the United States 

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The greatest warmonger at any one time on planet Earth.
President of the United States: "Its time for a total war on terror"
Translation: "Its time to rob these Arab bastards of every drop of oil they have"