tactical yak

To forcibly make yourself throw up after a long night of drinking.

Yeah bro I lowkey drank too much last night. Had to hit a tactical yak when I got home.

by Legbruh June 22, 2025

Tactical Nigga Fuck

While your laying face down on the bed and a large black man launches himself like a frog across the room. Landing his large throbbing shlong into that bare ass, positioning himself like Spider-Man, and going absolutely ham on them cheeks.

Cliff : I’m gonna “Tactical Nigga Fuck” you

Tyler : Yes please

by Retardedonius July 8, 2025

external ejaculation tactics

a tactic of masturbation in males including several methods like chinese pocket, japanese self-pleasure, indian air, etc. by which guys can ejaculate and fap when they need to, particularly in situations when they are outside and its urgent. by these tactics, they can fap without fully opening their pants and still ejaculate externally on their pants on lower dressing...

A: bro I NEED TO FAP RN
B: just use some external ejaculation tactics bro

by Okok32 July 21, 2025

tactically acquire

1. To obtain an item or resource through secret or stealthy means, so as not to be seen or discovered.

2. To steal something of importance; sometimes given as a command from a superior who does not want to tell you to outright steal something, but has few other options.

Sergeant: Listen Specialist Horton, I need you to find me some blank firing adapters.

SPC Horton: But sarge, I don't have access to the supply cage!

SGT: then you need to tactically acquire them; we have field exercises tonight and all soldiers need one. I don't care how you get them.

by Urshanabi July 23, 2025

Israel tactic

A underhanded provocation tactic.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.

Cleetus: Throws rocks at protected animal
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!

by Evi1M4chine September 21, 2025

Tactical Manipulation

Breaking the rules in a way not seen as cheating.

“When I faked an injury and tricked the other team to not pay as much attention, it was tactical manipulation.”

by Ollie’s Coping Zone September 30, 2025

Tactic

Because you won't stop harassing me I the fucking workplace. Cut it out. That is not the most important part of all this Dave. Fuck your kids.

Hym "Yeah, we're all using tactics. Not what you are doing is engaging in this endless circular argument to bully me into saying I am threatening you kids so that you can say 'Well then jail'. As though that is how this should work. Fuck your kids. You're selfish pricks and you don't actually DO anything good for anyone. And if you do it's to spite me at my expense over kids I haven't murdered. All to make a point about my defeatability or something. No matter what happens it will not ever constitute some kind of conceptual defeat for me. You won when the school shooting per year went do and that is the only win you ever need to get. You would have had fewer if you would have listened in the first fucking place you stupid pieces of shit. You're the downing man here and now because I didn't fucking save you right the kike boat driver isn't letting me back on the boat. I don't have to live like this and I don't have to do anything other than tell you to do it for it to change for me. So I'm not going to. Fuck you."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025