Swiftkaratechop

The most obnoxious video blog personality on youtube. This guy is so annoying that a normal human being with ears can't sit through a minute of any of his videos without wanting to take a gun to their head. He's not adorable and he isn't funny. His jokes aren't even intelligent. He's like an overgrown twelve-year-old who continuously makes jokes about facial hair and the awkward sounds that he can make. Thank goodness he isn't popular.

My friend gave me a youtube link that directed me to one of Swiftkaratechop's youtube videos and my ears started bleeding all over the place.

by guywhospeaksthetruth December 9, 2012

Taylor Swift

A country singer with a reputation of getting hurt by guys and then writing songs about them as revenge because she's too scared to face them.
Note- she said she'd lie about her crush, and thinks burning pictures is sweet revenge. Lame.

Girl 1- I'm so mad that Justin doesn't see the fact that i'm way better than his off-and-on girl friends. He BELONGS WITH ME.
Girl 2- Oh don't pull a "Taylor swift"

by Krisizzle December 15, 2012

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is this AH-MAZING singer who always seems to help people out through their problems. Her songs are inspirational and they teach many people to be yourself, and that love has its ups and downs.

*girl at taylor swift concert, gets to go backstage and meet her*
Girl: Oh my god TAYLOR SWIFT!!! I love your music! It like totally speaks to me! and whenever something's wrong, your music helps me feel soo much better. Can i get your autograph?
Taylor: *laughs* well thank you, I try to make my songs really meaningful, and i always hope that my songs will help people. It makes me feel so much better that people are learning from my music! and yeah sure :D *signs on a t-shirt*

by squiggles~ March 5, 2011

Swifties

A game that consists of jerking off as many times as you can in one hour. It is often played competitively when in High school or College but can also be played solo against your own personal record. It is generally based on the honor system but use of officials to judge and the requirement of evidence is not unheard of.

Teacher: So class, what did you do over the Christmas Break?

Student 1: Swifties 4! A new personal record

Student 2: Seriously?! 4 wow I barely got 3

Teacher: What are you guys talking about, what is Swifties?

Student 1: Uhh....it's a new video game

by Tvan12 December 4, 2009

swiftness

pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.

lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS

you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.

by neilandbeatrice November 4, 2010

taylor swift

Taylor Swift is a singer who sings "Our Song," one of the best songs to spam in forums, Ventrilo, chatrooms, etc.

Vent abuser: (blasting Taylor Swift)
Vent user1: STFU NOOB
Vent user2: WTF IS THIS DOLLY PARTON?!?!?!
Vent user3: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Vent user4: STFU AND DIE
Vent user5: IMA GET YOU BANNED NOOB

by joebob2 January 3, 2008

taylor swift

the damn music industry.

taylor swift is the music industry

by gooses are cool December 4, 2022