cock-snookered

When a male tricks someone, often times another male, into intimate relations with his cock.

He never even saw it coming. He was just bent over grabbing a dollar bill I "dropped" on the ground, then bam! I cock-snookered him!

by pockets1213 June 8, 2016

Snookie Punch

The act of having sexual intercourse with the "poof" of a guidette.

Yo brah! I totally Snookie Punched the shit outta that girl last night!

by WakerJaker May 24, 2010

Snookered

1 in the pink 2 in the stink

Yo bret this girl loved being snookered

by Koplover89 September 4, 2018

Shit-Hawk Snooker

In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born

Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!

Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!

by Little Miss Mayonnaise September 3, 2005

snooken

The process of fellatio (oral sex) given specifically from a woman to a man. Taken from the german word to suck.

She gave me good snooken last night

by Sumit Rai September 23, 2005

snork

A nasal spray used to help clear up sinus congestion.

Do you have any snork? I'm really stuffed up!

by batgirl33 August 6, 2004

snookered

The act of a man hitting a woman in the face. Derived from the MTV reality show The Jersey Shore when Snooki got sucker punched by a dude.

That girl at the bar was so mouthy I am surprised she didn't get snookered.

by DGarrard January 14, 2010