Snookered

Wanting to pot the pink but being 'snookered' behind a red and having to attempt a difficult brown.

This is in relation to the cue sport's rules where the pink ball is worth more points than a brown, however the touching of the red ball is a foul move.

The context of the joke is wanting to have normal sex, however your girlfriend or wife is on her period. Instead you are forced to convince her into having anal sex.

The term is mainly used in countries where snooker is a popular sport.
Mate, I was gagging for it last night but was snookered behind the red. No luck with the brown either.
by Giddysamurai February 20, 2009
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Snookered

Yo bret this girl loved being snookered
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Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered
"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"
by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013
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snooker

A British leisure game similar to billiards (invented before billiards) where you try to hit each colored ball into one of the six pockets.
Snooker is a pretty fun game to play.
by JOHNSON October 17, 2003
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snookered

to be exhausted, or in a bad situation. snookered is a broadly used term which has a variety of meanings. A common definition of snookered, is to be fucked . Snookered is usually used in the phrase "fucking snookered". This basically means "absolutely fucked.
Nick: Shit man, you look tired.
Jackson: Yeah man, we pulled an all nighter. I'm fucking snookered.
by CaptainAwesome69 July 22, 2011
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snooker

1. n. billiard game played on a large table.
2. v. act of playing a safety shot in this billiard game.

The verb form snookered is not to be confused with the noun form snooker. Also these terms are not to be confused with the UK common slang word snooks, which refers to a stupid person.
T: You wanna play some snooker (1)?
J: sure!
T: I'm gonna snooker (2) you.
J: no way, you snooks
by who'sfat? April 15, 2006
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snooker

The single god-word to say when your unsuspecting, casual pool-playing friends ask if you know how to play their game.
(when playing 8-ball)
Bob & Friends: Hey Joe, do you know how to use that cue?
Joe: I play snooker.
Bob & Friends: Holy shittt! Everybody, pull back your wagers, quick time!
by Bob & Friends August 10, 2008
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