Smoking a Smurf

The act of smoking a blunt, marijuana

Friend #1, "whats up man?"
Friend #2, "just Smoking a Smurf"

by BigMike13100 May 7, 2011

papa smurf

Derogatory term for a male's uncircumcised penis.

"Yeah, whatever Papa Smurf...your dick looks like it was in a fire."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

smurfed

(a state) To be drunk or wildly intoxicated to the point you see blue

Last night i got so smurfed i woke up in a dumpster

by Jake_ass July 1, 2005

Smurf Bite

A smurf bite occurs when a constuction worker takes a shit in a port-a-potty, and gets the splash back effect of the blue chemical water directly in the asshole. When the shit hits the water, causing a splash of blue liquid, the splash goes due north and collides directly with a dirty, most likely hairy, ass hole.

Eric: Dude, I just took a shit in the johnny on the spot over there, and low and behold, smurf bite!

John: Ick, I spray shit in that thing about 20 minutes ago.

Eric: I thought I notices two shades of brown on the toilet paper. Sick.

by Hard Hat Harold February 8, 2010

Smurf Trench

The Area where your balls and asshole are not located. Between where you balls stop and your asshole begins.

I have Poisin ivy on my Smurf Trench.THat ivy sure did ransack my Choad!

by Pug/Jur October 16, 2008

smurf club

The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.

I Smurf clubbed that bitch!

by James March 16, 2004

ghetto smurf

a smurf born in a ghetto

you ghetto smurf!

by Auttumn March 15, 2021