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A Blue Waffle ridden vagina belonging to someone who is also on their period and bleeding like a raw Steak.
I went down on this girl from the club and almost vomited because of the 'Smurf and Turf' downstairs.
by absurdcurd August 17, 2013
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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