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Square Head 

Word used by French Canadians (see Frogs, Pepper or Pepsi) to describe English Speaking Canadians.

The term Square Head refers to the way farm land was divided among the citizenry. The English had square farms whereas the French had rectangular strip farms stemming from a river. If you google map over Quebec and Manitoba you will clearly see the difference in farm shapes.

French Canadians used strip rectangular farms connected to a river so that more farmers can have access to water (more fair and productive). They find the square shape "stupid".

This is why it is an insult to call an English Canadian a square head...
English Canadian: "Hello"
French Canadian: "Ta gueule estie d'tete Caree" (shut-up square head).

Square Heads are puck hogs...
Square Head by RamiTabarnak May 19, 2010

Deptford square dance 

After shagging your girlfriend into a coma, you shut her up in a crate and mail her to Mozambique. Then you dig up Elvis' corpse, take his thigh bone and club Paul McCartney to death with it. You lay low till your girlfriend returns from Mozambique with a baboon in tow, then you have a threesome with your girlfriend and the baboon. Afterwards you crate up the girl again, mail her to Montevideo, and marry the ape.
The Deptford square dance is an interesting way to spend a weekend.

Time square 

A part of new york city with too many tourist. lots of shiny light and stores.
"Hey lets trip and go to time square"

"nah that place is crowded with tourist. lets go to prospak park."
Time square by Time Sqaure August 22, 2008

T-squared 

T-squared, is an amazing actress and singer. When she was in the womb, she designed the Eiffel Tower, who is now her brother. She has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of her hands and turn her legs into tigers. Her father is best friends with Brett Favre and is an undercover agent who is building her an underground mansion. Her whole family went to Yale, and she will be going to Juliard this fall. She's a time traveller and invented penicillin. She rode with Sacajeweya. She gave voice lessons to Beyonce, and now she IS Beyonce. She is the queen of the moon.
Wow, that's so t-squared of you!
T-squared by t2lover April 14, 2011

square ball jazz 

a person who does stupid things and are idiotic. also a sketchy person.
he talks so much about himself, what a square ball jazz!

squarehead 

A derogatory nickname for Germans during World War I, when Germany was our enemy. They supposedly had large, square-shaped heads. See kraut.
It's not nice to call Germans squareheads.
squarehead by bstokes June 14, 2006