Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.

Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.

by Yonasu October 11, 2008

retardicity

Something that demonstrates a distinctive retardedness surrounding it.... more of an air than anything else, a sort of "je ne sais quois" that tells you, inherently, that this person/place/thing is truly and utterly retarded.

My buddy dave, though suave in his leather jacket and sneakers, would be flush with retardicity any time he opened his mouth.

by Muntumbo mo klick December 24, 2008

retarded balls

When something is so stupid it is beyond extreme.

Warcraft Player #1 - "I can't believe you just pulled all those mobs PT!"

Warcraft Player #2 - "Yeah PT, that was retarded balls."

by Stratacaster1 March 14, 2011

Retard Pee

when you pull your pants all the way down to pee

look at that nigga Jr. taking a retard pee ass hanging out and everything.

by CJDCJD March 30, 2011

retard run

When a caretaker brings 2 or more disabled people to a grocery store and get a cartful for each one and proceeds to the same checkout line because they have to stay together.

Cahier:Man I just finished ringing up a retard run.
Manager: how many were there
Cashier: seven

by assmonkey8452 February 5, 2015

RetardEra

Also known as ResetEra. Its a shithole of a “gaming” forum where mentally retarded libfaggots like trannies and bulldykes autistically screech and moan about games, companies and devs that don’t suck off their Cultural Marxist agenda like adding trannies, faggots and wahmen for the sake of muh diversity. And when they’re not demanding that game devs should pander to them (even though they are retarded filthy casuals who don’t play games), then they are pathetically sperging out that some company or some dev hurt their poor shitty feefees. Its a basically if Tumblr was a forum.

RetardEra infester: This game needs to be muh inclusive and diverse so the main character must be a rainbow-haired lardassed nose-pierced trannyfaggot that has nothing to with the game or else I’m going to chimpout and try to doxx the devs waaaaaaah.
Anyone with a brain: Please go do the world a favor and end your worthless life by slitting your cum infested throat, you fucking worthless mongoloid.

by KYSF4gs November 17, 2021

battlecar retardia

A junk car or truck ,that is driven like a tank by its' retarded driver. The driver forces his way into traffic, cuts people off, and does scary moves because he doesn't care if his ride gets into a wreck. Most battlecar drivers have no plates, no drivers license , no insurance ,and no brains. Normal drivers give way because they don't want a wreck.

Where are the cops when a battlecar retardia is loose?

by knowman August 1, 2008