A combination of the terms hella and bad news bears, defining something that is extremely bad, so much so that neither term on its own will completely encompass the magnitude of the situation
Wow, you got pulled over by the cops while you were drunk, and had weed in the car? That's hella bad news bears.
by the philanthropic arsonist February 28, 2009
Get the hella bad news bears mug.Literally 'Alternative News' sources - over time traditional news channels have built captive audiences who trust what they say to be true. However certain channels may be trying to manipulate or encourage a particular thought process in order to promote a preferred agenda. ALT-News aims to strip away agendas by offering an alternative view to that promoted by the mainstream media, which because of its 'trusted brand' can itself fall into the category of being fake news.
"Hey dude, don't bother listening to the lies the British Bolshevik Corporation BBC is tellin' yer , check out this alt news website"
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by Hamido September 20, 2007
Get the to break the news mug.When a man eats the entire Sunday newspaper (adds includded) and then proceedes to shit out the newspaper in a printing press style, wrap it up and deliver it to his neighbor.
Dale got up early to finish the Sunday paper, and then he ate the entire paper and was caught delivering the news to his neighbor Jan, who just wanted to look at the Sears Catalog.
by Se7en November 17, 2006
Get the Delivering the news mug.Any problems that guys may have in any way with excreteing feces. A synonym for IBS, diareah, gigantic shits, and anything that doesnt end up in the toilet. Something that girls are rarely obsrved discussing.
Person one: Dude thaes laxitices were bad news.
Person two: Ohh! did you shit your pants?
Person one: Nah, but while I was in there this fool did some bad news in the urinal.
Person two: Wow!!!!
Person one: Relax dude, I got a picture.
Person two: Ohh! did you shit your pants?
Person one: Nah, but while I was in there this fool did some bad news in the urinal.
Person two: Wow!!!!
Person one: Relax dude, I got a picture.
by bathroom guy May 21, 2008
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Get the Fox News mug.1) Any news that fails to coddle an infantile president's ego.
2) A mainstream news article that fails to validate one's political opinion.
3) Obscure webpages with false or extremely exaggerated stories that generate ad revenue using clickbait.
2) A mainstream news article that fails to validate one's political opinion.
3) Obscure webpages with false or extremely exaggerated stories that generate ad revenue using clickbait.
1) "Don't believe the main stream (fake news) media.The White House is running VERY WELL. I inherited a MESS and am in the process of fixing it."
2) Fucking libtard snowflakes love FAKE NEWS like BBC. I only trust Breitbart and rightwingnews.ru.
3) Uncle Clevis loves to share fake news conspiracy theories on Facebook.
2) Fucking libtard snowflakes love FAKE NEWS like BBC. I only trust Breitbart and rightwingnews.ru.
3) Uncle Clevis loves to share fake news conspiracy theories on Facebook.
by itsjustmikey August 29, 2017
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